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I can”t believe it’s over 15 years since we started Excel Travel! Many of you have been with us from the very beginning and we are eternally grateful for your loyalty.

To celebrate this special occasion, we would like to share our …

TOP 15 CRAZIEST TRAVEL QUESTIONS
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15. When did Amtrak stop going to Hawaii?

14. Do these stairs go up or down?

13. How will I know the photographs (taken by staff photographers and displayed at the photo gallery on the ship) are mine?

12. (Said by a client whose ship had not left the first port): I paid for an ocean view and all I see is a parking lot?

11. Will I get wet if I go snorkeling?

10. On a cruise ship: How far are we above sea level?

9. Does the ship manufacture its own electricity? (No, they run an extension cord ashore!)

8. Does the water go all the way around this island?

7. Do you know what time the midnight buffet starts?

6. If I convert $1000 to the local currency, how much is that in USD?

5. Where is the best spot to watch the fireworks in London on the 4th of July?

4. Will the 24 hour café be open at 6am?

3. Does the ship’s crew sleep on board? (No, they swim to the shore every night)

2. What do they do with the ice carvings after they melt?

1. Will I need to declare to customs all the liquor we drank on board?

Of course, we answered EVERY question with a straight face! We are indeed professionals!

And please keep in mind, we are always happy to answer ANY of your questions, or refer you to unbiased resources so you can make an educated decision. Ask us about travel clubs, mileage tickets, becoming a travel agent, condo rentals, family reunions, destination weddings – even outer-space travel!

Ted and your Excel Travel Team
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